October 10, 2011

Ubud Writers and Readers Festival (Part 1)


                Di sini saya. Menunggu jam penerbangan yang tinggal setengah jam lagi. Sekarang saya sedang duduk disebuah restoran ternama di Jakarta yang ada di terminal 3 airport Soekarno-Hatta. Posisi duduk saya agak di tengah membuat saya leluasa melihat sekeliling saya. Ada banyak sekali orang-orang yang berasal dari berbagai suku. Sebagaima kita tahu, Indonesia memang terkenal dengan keberagaman suku dan budayanya. Beberapa menit yang lalu, saya baru saja mendengar satu keluarga berbahasa Indonesia dengan logat Jawa Surabaya yang sangat kental. Mulai dari orangtuanya hingga anaknya yang paling kecil. Selain itu saya juga melihat beberapa orang yang berbahasa lain, menurut perkiraan saya itu bahasa Bali karena pada jam itu flight dari pesawat yang akan saya tumpangi adalah ke Bali.
                Setelah selesai makan, saya pun mulai mengangkat tas dan berjalan menuju ruang tunggu di atas. Sampai di atas saya menunggu sambil membuka internet dan membuka satu per satu sistus sosial yang biasa saya kunjungi. Hanya 15 menit waktu yang saya habiskan di ruang tunggu, selanjutnya saya langsung naik ke pesawat, tepat 10 menit sebelum lepas landas. Di atas pesawat saya hanya duduk dan tertidur, karena tidak ada yang bisa dilihat selain daripada tumpukan awan. Sambil mendengarkan musik dari ipod, saya tertidur dengan pulas.
                Saya tiba-tiba terbangun karena ada guncangan. Ternyata pesawat sedang mengalami turbulensi. Ini terjadi karena pesawat sedang dalam posisi turun dan saya ini juga berarti akan segera sampai di pulau Bali. Yes! Kata saya dalam hati. Saya memang sudah sangat tidak sabar untuk sampai di Bali. Waktu menunjukkan jam setengah tiga. Sekitar dua puluh menit lagi pesawat saya akan mendarat di bandara Juanda. Saya mulai mematikan ipod dan juga laptop karena dilarang menyala dalam kondisi akan mendarat.
                Akibat dari mematikan ipod adalah saya akhirnya bisa mendengarkan dan merasakan apa yang terjadi di sekeliling saya. Ternyata, ada seorang India yang besar (red=gendut) yang sangat ribut berbicara dengan keluarganya. Sudah ribut, duduknya miring-miring pula, saya tambah kesal. Dia duduk sendiri dibelakang saya dan sisa dari anggota keluarganya duduk di belakang pria besar ini. Mereka membicarakan sesuatu dalam bahasa mereka yang saya harap saya tidak akan pernah mengerti, karena saya tahu pasti mereka membicarakan hal yang tidak penting yang akan membuat saya tambah memaki mereka.
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                Tiba sudah saya di bandara Internasional Ngurah Rai, Bali. Karena saya tidak menaruh apapun di bagasi, saya langsung keluar dengan langkah tegap dan cepat. Dengan segera saya menelepon seseorang yang seharusnya menyebut saya. Akhirnya setelah bertemu, kami langsung naik mobil dan pergi ke rumah orang ini. Ketika sudah sampai kami, atau tepatnya saya, langsung ganti baju dan tertidur.
                Besoknya, saya berangkat dari rumah orang itu ke ubud. Acara pertama mulai jam 10 WITA dan saya sudah sangat penasaran akan seperti apa acaranya.  

October 6, 2011

Omegling Fun!

Last night, i was trying the new mode of omegle. The idea is you can make a question about everything and you can watch 2 strangers talking about your question. When i try this, the first two stranger are ok, the second, the third, the fourth everything just fine. Until i have this one. 



 Iphone 4 or Blackberry Bold 9900?
Stranger 1: Nether
Stranger 2: IPHONE FREAKING 5
Stranger 2: be patient man
Stranger 1: NO ITS NOT IPOHONE 5
Stranger 1: ITS THE IPHONE 4S
Stranger 1: FUCKER
Stranger 1: Read!
Stranger 2: I KNOW!
Stranger 1: NO YOU DONT!
Stranger 2: thats why i said be patient
Stranger 2: cuz its coming out
Stranger 2: idk when
Stranger 2: but it is
Stranger 1: Have I told you I love you yet?
Stranger 2: No, darling.
Stranger 1: Stranger I've had a crush on you for years!
Stranger 1: YEARS!
Stranger 2: Oh my God, me too! Since the moment I saw your name (Stranger), I fell in love!
Stranger 1: I know right. So when are we going to bangout.
Stranger 1: I ment hangout stupied out correct.
Stranger 1: auto
Stranger 1: We can do both though.
Stranger 2: XD
Stranger 2: Now.
Stranger 2: We should bang out and hang out now.
Stranger 2: (this must be fun to read for the "spy" person thing)
Stranger 1: Yes we should. I think I have found my soulmate.
Stranger 2: You really ARE the one!
Stranger 1: Spy we going to put on a show my good man. Watch me work my magic!
Stranger 1: You just now noticing im the one?
Stranger 1: Come on now. You know you love any, and eveything about me!
Stranger 1: DONT DENY!
Stranger 2: Oh, I will not!
Stranger 1: You have no choice.
Stranger 2: I love everything about you!
Stranger 1: TELL ME MOAR!
Stranger 2: MOAR!
Stranger 2: (XD)
Stranger 1: I know this is going to be hard, but try and tell me something you dont love about me.
Stranger 1: AT LEAST TRY!
Stranger 2: Oh, no, this is painful!
Stranger 1: I know soulmate but the spy might want to hear.
Stranger 1: IM LISTENING!
Stranger 2: I don't love the deepest, darkest end of your asshole.....I'm so sorry, you had to know....
Stranger 1: What no! I thought you loved that the most about me.
Stranger 2: That was a lie....Oh, no, I might...FAINT!
Stranger 2: Why are you making me say things when you love me so much?
Stranger 1: Stay with me. I know this is hard, but the spy must hear.
Stranger 2: The marriage is for a few days!
Stranger 1: I m just making you love me HARDER.
Stranger 1: NOOO
Stranger 1: Its not.
Stranger 1: We having the honey moon with the wedding.
Stranger 1: without
Stranger 2: Oh, yes, straight to the sex! As you have told me so often.
Stranger 1: I don't do relationships but even better though. You are are fuck buddy soulmate!
Stranger 1: This was ment to be all along!
Stranger 2: Indeed it was!
Stranger 2: Sex first, talking second.
Stranger 1: See that is why you are my soulmate.
Stranger 1: Or we can combine the to see we can just rest after.
Stranger 1: two
Stranger 2: No resting with you, honey!
Stranger 1: Going to be the best 2-4 minutes of your life!
Stranger 2: THAT is why I love you, soulmate.
Stranger 2: I can not wait!
Stranger 1: I know I know so come pick me up.
Stranger 2: I'm already there! Banging out can not wait!
Stranger 1: If I am giving you the best 2-4 minutes of your life. The least you can do is pick me up
Stranger 1: Hanging out to right?
Stranger 1: Hang out first than bangout
Stranger 2: Of course, darling.
Stranger 1: Hang out for about 30 seconds then we must proceed to the bangout
Stranger 2: Indeed, we MUST!
Stranger 2: 3mins30secs of PURE bangout.
Stranger 1: Well thats at me best though.
Stranger 1: 2 minutes and 30 seconds it about me average.
Stranger 1: If you really good there is NO WAY I WILL LAST THAT LONG!
Stranger 1: NO FUCKING WAY!
Stranger 2: YES, NO WAY ON EARTH!
Stranger 2: But don't worry, soulmate, I am really good.
Stranger 1: Can you not be too good? I wanna last for at least 3 minutes though.
Stranger 2: I will try my worse.
Stranger 1: I mean this is are fuck buddy soulmate honey moon.
Stranger 1: Can you do your worsest worst?
Stranger 2: I fully agree with you.
Stranger 1: Will make me feel better.
Stranger 2: I will try my worsest worser worse.
Stranger 1: Sounds good.
Stranger 2: Now, I must leave. Before the clock strikes 12!
Stranger 1: You primed and ready?
Stranger 1: I dont think I can make that deal.
Stranger 2: You must, time is ticking!
Stranger 1: If you get here at 11:57 you should be able to make it out on time!
Stranger 1: Spy you loving this huh?
Stranger 2: I will see you there, sweetheart. In front of your magical palace at 11:57! Until then, farewell!




It was nice meeting you, Stranger XD hahahahaha
Stranger 2: Bye, spy and LOVE this so much ur gonna fuck it.
Stranger 2: byyyyye
Stranger 1: Yes yes stranger. the future awaits us!
Stranger 2: Or shall I say? Farewell, darling!
Stranger 1: NO SEE YOUR ASS LATER!
Stranger 1: THATS BETTER!
Stranger 2: XD
Stranger 2: bet you will
Stranger 1: Stranger it was fun! I m out.
Stranger 2: BYEEEE SOULMATE :D :D :D

October 1, 2011

I am against abortion!

Hi, Mommy.

I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.

You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already. ... Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me! ...He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that you noticed, but he did. He started to talk about something called wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay. Then he did something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It doesn't make me feel good. It made me cry, too. He said sorry after, and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you... why would he hurt you? I don't like it, Mommy.
... ... ... ... ...
Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes, and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart.

I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love you, Mommy.

Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting funny and he wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't know why, but that's what he said. And he hit you again. I got angry, Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt! I promise to protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good person, I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want us. He doesn't like me. Why doesn't he like me, Mommy?

You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay?

It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep. You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don't you do that when you're awake, any more?

I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait.

...Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you!

Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!

Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion.

Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you get rid of me? I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here, I want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you!

I love you, Mommy.

Every abortion is just…

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

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